12 August, 2009

Womenspeak: How to Understand Women !

There are this fowards that you get and with certainty you agree with the authors.Well i stumbled on one about women-speak;nine words that women use with a different meaning which i wish to share with you.As many of us know !getting to understand what women say and what they mean can be a confusing exercise, an enigma of sorts full of potential mines!

here goes it!

(1) Fine:-
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:-
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.

(3) Nothing:-
This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:-
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:-
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to No.3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:-
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

(7) Thanks:-
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here
- This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' -
that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.
DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .
that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:-

Is a woman's way of saying It doesn't matter

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:-
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
response refer to No. 3.
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1 comment:

  1. ROTFL!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha.....I didn't know you jamaaz didn't know the meaning of those words....always thought they were straight forward...you forgot to explain Whatever...hehehehehehe



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